New Chinatown vs. Hipster Mayberry
My old apartment building had 18 or so units in it and it was full of young professionals and students. It had a nice vibe to it. People said hello in the courtyard wearing jaunty hats and pushing cool bicycles, myself included. I called it Hipster Mayberry. One day in the laundry room I saw a note taped to a post with a drawing of a sensitive band t-shirt. Some guy had lost it and plead with the laundry users to return said t-shirt to 3R as it had sentimental value. I thought it was so sweet and sad and typical for the building’s demographics.
Today I went to do some laundry in the utility closet downstairs and almost backed my head into this.
This just would not happen in Hipster Mayberry.
vaughnda 
LOL
best last sentence of a post…maybe EVER.